I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears
Babushka
Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht
Author: astarkeys
me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer
cop: one of your tail lights was blinking
me: you mean my turn signal?
cop: what the fuck is that
when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell
instagram users: try this flat tummy tea
tumblr users:
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