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everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

aliciasbakery:

zeroiii:

why was the second death note opening like that

wildplantts:

its-spooky-bitch:

drkarayua:

its-spooky-bitch:

slutsbutts:

its-spooky-bitch:

This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

You know he had to do it to em

What????

f UCK

tomhollandnet:

tomholland2013: First try… ish

arianagrandre:

Lana Del Rey Character Alignment Chart (insp.)

therealpinkranger:

with-love-niamh:

when I was 5 or 6 we had a father-daughter day at my school where you eat lunch together and play games and shit, but my dad didn’t wanna come so I went on my own. but my mum called my uncle real last minute and he immediately got off work and drove straight over to eat lunch w me so I wasn’t alone, and he even picked flowers from his garden to give to me and that’s when I realised that anyone can be a father but not everybody can be a dad

IMPORTANT DYSTINCTION.

luidilovins:

moisok20:

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.