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justchubbycats:

workhard3r:

justchubbycats:

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

vivalatinamerica:

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

just-shower-thoughts:

February 22, 2022 is on a Tuesday. 2/22/22 is a twos day.

bookofuncommonprayer:

tikola-nesla-1907:

misgivings:

misgivings:

Slav pronouncing US states

north and south dAhkotah

Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES

it have many mountains and is shaped like rectangle

adjqueen:

sorry hun

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

11thsense:

When u holding a baby and they lay their head on you>

bigmysteriousmoon:

bingimages:

i don’t watch buzzfeed unsolved but that dude who keeps making fun of the demons or whatever has big about-to-get-possessed energy

one of these days a demon is gonna yank the spine out of his mouth like a ripcord