astarkeys

the entire mood of 2018 has been, disappointed but not surprised.

The only careers I’m interested in are handsome artist’s muse, worshipped goddess, burlesque queen, or mafia princess

if i see ONE sexual post about the new grinch movie on my dashboard i will unfollow ON SIGHT i lived through the onceler era and i do NOT care to experience it again i have DONE MY TIME i have PAID MY DUES TO THIS HELLISH EARTH

anakkin:

au where i live in a studio ghibli movie and do nothing except eat tiny cakes and fall in love with my cute neighbor

futureblackwakandan:

femmetops:

thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

highkeygay:

She’s getting the tea henny

narwhalsarefalling:

raikou:

u know what i miss? all the bro posts

bro one *over the phone*: bro i miss those bro posts
bro two: not as much as i miss your eyes bro
bro one: bro

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sonidosdelmasalla:

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club | As Sure as the Sun

queensheebs:

what a legend