It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
“dad did you have a flashlight?”
“no”
“how did you see?”
“moon.”
sounds like a dad to me
Author: astarkeys
girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
I know who I was. I was Alice Quinn. I was the best at something, at magic, but then magic took over, and I lost Alice, and by the time I got her back, I lost magic.
Theory: JK Rowling is actually Barty Crouch Jr taking polyjuice potion. The real JK Rowling is locked in a suitcase in Scotland. I pray daily for her release.
My conspiracy is she pulled a Gilderoy Lockhart and the Harry Potter series isn’t hers and now she’s writing bad fan fiction to pretend like she actually wrote it.
This is also good.
We're Alive Somewhere Else 