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narcoticfairy:

Oh Lilian,
Look what you’ve done
You’ve stripped my heart
Ripped it apart
In the name of fun

imdumblol:

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

Everyone: tumblr delete the porn bots Nazis and the pedophilies

Tumblr: we cant delete blogs like that ://

Everyone: you have a moral imperative to delete porn bots Nazis and pedophilies

Tumblr: we said no :///////

Apple Store to Tumblr app: YEET

Tumblr: kk so we are going to delete all nsfw content especially from sex workers. No more porn blogs and no more sex workers that’s what y’all wanted.

Everyone: no we wanted you to delete the pedophiles and Nazis

Tumblr: the what?

cloudsongs:

“Have you lost your mind?”

“No ma’am, but you about to, cause you just did.”

enecoo:

yzghuldar:

enecoo:

fluffballchikorita:

enecoo:

suicidal-ginny:

enecoo:

This Kirby will protect your posts from being flagged

I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly

Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged

He looks like a boobie

STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD

Your powers cannot stop The Purge.
Watch this:

Nipples.

You fools have been trying your very best to make this post flagged, but you all underestimate Kirby

emilysblunt:

Bonus: