A Discovery of Witches 1×01 Once the world was full of wonders, but it belongs to humans now. We creatures have all but disappeared – demons, vampires and witches hiding in plain sight, fearful of discovery, ill at ease, even with each other. But, as my father used to say, in every ending there is a new beginning.
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeksplanningmeticulously inconvenient birthday giftsover a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
We're Alive Somewhere Else 