catsuggest: emmersdrawberry: catsuggest: heckyjecky: catsuggest: the oppressione never cease what happened cat? im was given one (1) treat. only one Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many then let me be chunk
theladyofpie: Literally anyone: *puts butter, garlic, and onions in a pan* Me, busting through their wall like the kool-aid man: smells good, whatcha cooking?
blackmarkettoothman: womanwithaknife: Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
chriscornellinspiration: Do you ever ask for autographs? “Never. I feel if you have one, you have to become an autograph collector. I’m kinda obsessive that way–you either do it, or you don’t. I don’t take Polaroids of myself with famous people, either.” – Chris Cornell
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