Hey, my eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell
Tag: harry potter
Theory: JK Rowling is actually Barty Crouch Jr taking polyjuice potion. The real JK Rowling is locked in a suitcase in Scotland. I pray daily for her release.
My conspiracy is she pulled a Gilderoy Lockhart and the Harry Potter series isn’t hers and now she’s writing bad fan fiction to pretend like she actually wrote it.
This is also good.
I’ll never get over the fact that Draco EXTRA FASHION ICON Malfoy wore a suit for the war. Like, I aspire to be at his level of EXTRA.
All of them stood back to admire their handiwork. Nobody looking at these tents would guess they belonged to wizards, Harry thought, but the trouble was that once Bill, Charlie, and Percy arrived, they would be a party of ten. Hermione seemed to have spotted this problem too; she gave Harry a quizzical look as Mr. Weasley dropped to his hands and knees and entered the first tent.
“We’ll be a bit cramped,” he called, “but I think we’ll all squeeze in. Come and have a look.”













































