lmao – Page 6 – We're Alive Somewhere Else

tokoshi:

self checkout scanner: UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

me:

frigidloki:

seto kaiba is real he broke into my house at 3am and called me a third rate duelist

dajebarbour:

realtyshow:

me being honest

ICONIC

arandomthot:

That’s one way to look at it

papa-manatee:

This intro to an ASMR video changed me as a person.

missyourflight:

#like i know this is ‘don’t shoot me bc i’m personally not armed and come in peace’#but it reads like ‘don’t shoot me bc look what i bring to the table – look at this midriff – these slouchy jeans over this frame’ (x)

hotboyproblems:

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aejnn:

what if you put a fucking alexa dot in a furby and ur like hey alexa play despacito and the furby opened its beak and despacito just started playing

you’re a monster who doesn’t deserve electronics

i’m going to eat your fucking phone

sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

crtter:

Another post sent to us by god himself