bonfireheart94: sasstricbypass: vague-yet-menacing: vague-yet-menacing: vague-yet-menacing: why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty, you are no match for Xanax the Wise viagra For fuck’s sake
rozsierdzona: me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship
xeniawarriorprincesa: xeniawarriorprincesa: The bathroom at work has a motion sensor light that turns off every 30 seconds so every time I try to take a fucking shit at work I gotta have a rave party with my arms while sitting my ass on the toilet or else I’ll just sit in pitch blackness THIS IS LITTERALLY HOW I BE SHITTING AT WORK
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