animatedtext:

zombiebrainsoup:

mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

accio-shitpost:

accio-shitpost:

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved