gar-dev-oir:

dama-dziewanna:

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Which ed sheeran song is this

officialunitedstates:

justnerdyofficial:

officialunitedstates:

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

durbikins:

when you click on a gameplay video and are greeted by the voice of some nasally british guy

letsgotopops:

me trying to engage with my mutuals