lol – Page 2 – We're Alive Somewhere Else

homesoutofhuman:

Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work

kingofwing:

This is why I love Kingdom Hearts, because it’s just that scene from Tangled… But Goofy is there.

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hustlerose:

implied:

whole pussy out

dirt in my mouth

sing a lil ditty when i stroll down south

bone removal

without approval

i found your name and address on the google

xlec:

mariofartwii:

xlec:

astrology side of tumblr….stop

looks like we’ve got ourselves a Virgo…

shut the fu k up I am a virgo

forsimplicityssake:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

ben-cook-can-cook:

ridin-in-style:

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

“dad did you have a flashlight?”

“no”

“how did you see?”

“moon.”

sounds like a dad to me

iamblvnkness:

Credit: IG @oz_rich1

shadymandias:

since twilight is randomly trending i just wanna say that the real reason renesmee tried to kill bella in utero was because she heard her decide to name her fucking renesmee

damianmcgintleman:

fearpact:

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶