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look at marbles being an apex predator

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

I’ll never get over the fact that Draco EXTRA FASHION ICON Malfoy wore a suit for the war. Like, I aspire to be at his level of EXTRA.

prisonsentience:

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

jaehaerys1:

drownedconcubine:

am i allowed to say stuff on here?

emily-j-browning:

Emily’s excellent facial expressions when an interviewer describes Sucker Punch as “a film that was written by a very horny 12-year-old boy.”

cody-fern:

Freddie Mercury talking about Queen getting stuck in an elevator (interview from 1984)

psycho-with-wifi:

Tis the season…

922703:

922703:

It’s absolutely hilarious how tumblr has been taken off the apple store because of the wild shit on here. Yahoo really thought it was stepping into the social media market by obtaining this trash.

Yahoo execs when they found out what they really bought:

expcake:

lordpaafington:

pokemon-i-choose-you:

Excuse me?

pika pika, shitlips