twilight – Page 3 – We're Alive Somewhere Else

Bella, you’re everything to me. You’re everything.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

torahcat:

that wasn’t very effervescent of you

What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?

Happy Birthday. Don’t remind me. Bella, your birth is definitely something to celebrate. But my aging is not.
Happy Birthday, Bella Swan! (September 13, 1987)

tendercritical:

carlyradjepsen:

twilightrenaissance:

bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard

@tendercritical

was this not in the movie

onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

arandomthot:

That’s one way to look at it

ghost-grantaire:

remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

spiderwoman:

Twilight (2009) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

batmanisagatewaydrug:

warriorsaralance:

edwardsgay:

twilight-af:

[the midnight sun cullen family meeting]

jdkfksjgkdkhkdjdjdjgldkf we’ve peaked everyone can delete now

@batmanisagatewaydrug

one of the things I love most about Twilight is that it’s a comedic masterpiece in literally every format. like the original has some decent goofs but so much of the humor results unintentionally from the sheer absurdity of the situations Meyer unironically puts her characters in. it makes more sense played any way but straight.