matthew-daddario:

I’ve hypnotized those cops. I’m not a great hypothesizer so it could wear off any second. I really hope that those guys don’t kill those police because then this means more police will come.Possibly even Christians which is totally the last things we need in this house.

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir.

Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi

aliciavikander:

I think we drink virgin blood because… It sounds cool. I think of it like this: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, you will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement