what we do in the shadows is the only modern day vampire fiction that is 100% realistic and believable even if only for the scene where Nick yells ‘TWILIGHT’ and Deacon is like ‘shut UP nick you’re not Twilight’
I’ve hypnotized those cops. I’m not a great hypothesizer so it could wear off any second. I really hope that those guys don’t kill those police because then this means more police will come.Possibly even Christians which is totally the last things we need in this house.
I think we drink virgin blood because… It sounds cool. I think of it like this: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, you will just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement